So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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