we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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