I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
and you fell through a lawn chair
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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