Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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