I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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