he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
this will be a night to untag.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I need a burrito and a hug.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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