the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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