she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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