I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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