woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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