Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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