I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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