I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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