yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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