your thong is hanging out like whoa
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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