What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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