question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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