They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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