As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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