no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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