Im at strip club and am horny
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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