I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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