At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Randomize
