Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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