His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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