Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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