she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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