OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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