i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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