so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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