he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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