when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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