New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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