Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Hippo gnu deer
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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