i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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