Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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