I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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