Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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