We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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