I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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