So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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