i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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