By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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