small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
