And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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