WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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