Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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