I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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