Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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