Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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