we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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