once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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