best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dicks are not precious.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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