we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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