I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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